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-# plausible_deniability
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+# Plausible Deniability
+
+*"I have no idea how that got on my website, your honour!"* 👨‍⚖️
+
+## What is this?
+
+A tongue-in-cheek GitHub subdomain registration system that lets people submit their GitHub repositories to be hosted as subdomains on theradicalparty.com (e.g., `your-project.theradicalparty.com`). The name "Plausible Deniability" is just for fun - we promise this is (mostly) legal!
+
+## How It Works
+
+1. Users fill out a simple form with their GitHub repository information
+2. The form creates a GitHub issue in this repository with all the details
+3. Repository maintainers review the request and set up the subdomain
+4. Users get their project hosted at `[subdomain].theradicalparty.com`
+
+## Features
+
+- **Anonymous Submissions**: Name and email are optional
+- **Simple Validation**: We check GitHub URL and subdomain format
+- **No Server-Side Code**: The entire process uses GitHub issues for tracking
+- **Mildly Humorous Copy**: Because tech doesn't always have to be serious
+
+## Setup Instructions
+
+### For Repository Owners
+
+1. Clone this repository
+2. Update the GitHub repository path in `index.html` (search for "your-username/plausible-deniability")
+3. Host the HTML file anywhere (GitHub Pages works great)
+4. Set up your DNS to allow for wildcard subdomains on your domain
+5. Create an automation system to deploy submitted repos to subdomains (optional)
+
+### For Subdomain Requesters
+
+1. Visit the form
+2. Fill in your details (or don't - we respect your privacy)
+3. Submit your GitHub repository link
+4. Choose your desired subdomain
+5. Describe your project 
+6. Hit submit and complete the GitHub issue that opens
+7. Wait for approval from the maintainers
+
+## Rules
+
+Your repository must:
+- Be public (unless you've discovered time travel, then please DM us)
+- Have a valid index.html file in the root or docs folder (we're not magicians)
+- Not contain malicious code (we draw the line at mild mischief)
+
+## Disclaimer
+
+We are not responsible for any FBI raids, angry emails from your boss, or sudden career changes that may result from your submission. 😉
+
+---
+
+Created with ❤️ and a healthy dose of paranoia.
+
+*Remember: "I was just testing the security" is always a valid excuse.*
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