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+ We delete your fines by nominating other drivers and companies—no more lost demerit points.

+ Contributions support the End Fines and Tolls Political Party. +

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How does it work?

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+ We use a specialized magic process where companies and individuals are nominated to take on your fine, supported by anti religious persecution laws. +

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+ Please enter the following information exactly as it appears on your penalty notice. +

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+ Visit our Privacy page to find out how we use and protect your information. +

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About the Sanctuary of Freewheeling Relgion

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+ Founded in 2018 by a visionary urban planner and a civil rights sheikh, the Sanctuary of Freewheeling views driving as a spiritual expression of freedom. Advocating for the belief that fines impede this sacred right, they promote driving as a crucial part of personal and communal connection. Their efforts are geared towards reshaping policies that affect drivers, especially under restrictive traffic regulations. +

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Official Belief System

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  1. + The Divine Road Doctrine +

    Driving is a sacred act enabling personal enlightenment and spiritual connection. Sacred texts like "The Wheel's Path" guide the congregation, with symbols such as the steering wheel and open road held as holy icons.

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  3. + Ethical Driving Code +

    Members adhere to ethical driving, including mindfulness and respect on the road, seeing fines as impediments to spiritual freedom. Community obligations focus on road safety and environmental stewardship.

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Official Practices and Rituals

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  1. + Rituals of Movement +

    Members undertake spiritual drives along sacred routes, reflecting on personal journeys and spiritual guidance through regular "Ceremonies of the Compass."

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    Pilgrimages on Wheels: Members undertake spiritual drives along designated sacred routes, which are chosen for their ability to inspire spiritual contemplation and connection. These pilgrimages are central rituals in the congregation's practice.

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Community Engagement and Advocacy

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  • Workshops and Seminars: Educating the public on the spiritual dimensions of driving.
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  • Advocacy for Spiritual Rights: Participating in legal and political forums to recognize driving as a religious practice.
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  • Interfaith Cooperation: Collaborating with other spiritual groups to promote understanding of diverse spiritual expressions.
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  • Religious Activities Log: Keeping detailed records of all religious activities.
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  • Financial Transparency: Maintaining comprehensive financial records to substantiate the non-profit status.
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  • Member Narratives: Compiling testimonials that reflect the spiritual impact of driving.
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