docbrown/public/503.html
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Restore static error pages (#11882)
* Revert "Use static error files in serviceworker (#11806)"

This reverts commit 2c96c14021.

* Revert "Use custom, dynamic, error pages (#11744)"

This reverts commit 2ab0719501.

* Remove GitHub report prompt for good, see #11718

* Bump service worker cache version
2020-12-14 12:06:41 -05:00

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<html>
<head>
<title>Server overload!</title>
<style>
body{
font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;
font-size:25px;
text-align:center;
margin-top:5vh;
background:#fcf8f2;
}
.container{
width:90%;
max-width:800px;
margin:auto;
}
img{
max-width:80%;
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<div class="container">
<h1>503 Error</h1>
<h2>[insert cute animal to quell your frustration]</h2>
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/f3MqX38.jpg" alt="Dog puppy running on grass">
<h4>This image was not hosted on our servers, for obvious reasons.</h4>
<h5>Sorry about any frustration this may have caused you.</h5>
</div>
</body>
</html>